Ode to Goh Mishima and Yukio Mishima!

See me on Bound Gods this week

Hello, see me in action on BoundGods.com. this week! xoxoVan

American Idol

Okay, yes I'm an American Idol geek. This year I'm having mad crushes on Heejun Han and Phil Phillips. My estrogen is flowing and so are my tears. Below is a photo of me and William Hung (my brush with celebrity) on an airplane. Heejun Han is really sexy but his glasses and hair sometimes don't do him justice. Hope you enjoy the two freankin hot videos of Heejun and Phil. xoxoV

I got freakin gophers or moles

Years ago, I was occupied with getting a nice tan and working out. Now being a homeowner, I got so many crap to deal with. Gophers is one good example. They dig up my entire yard and garden. I am now like that crazy Bill Murray in Caddyshack. I am obsessed with killing the little fuckers. I tried the "PC" (politically correct)  vibrating rods and castor oil granules... they suck. My last resort is the traps. Wish me luck. xoxoVan

PS: My white Westies are rolling around in the gopher dirt mounds and they are a complete mess. See their photo below.